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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ragge!

1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Ragge.
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ragge.
3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Ragge!
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Ragge can not.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Ragge, though it may feel uncomfortable!
6. Olympic badminton rules say that Ragge must have exactly fourteen feathers!
7. Raggeicide is the killing of Ragge!
8. Raggeolatry is the mindless worship of Ragge.
9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Ragge in a day!
10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Ragge.